Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.
One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."
One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now he's president of the United States."
Three Texas surgeons
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Comments (3)
HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Ok, now THAT was funny!
Posted by Jake Ortman | December 28, 2003 7:49 PM
Posted on December 28, 2003 19:49
Heh :) Nice one.
Posted by Neil T. | December 29, 2003 5:11 PM
Posted on December 29, 2003 17:11
ROFLMAO :=D
Posted by mog | January 9, 2004 11:42 PM
Posted on January 9, 2004 23:42