Breaking Windows

Martha Stewart may soon be forced to don prison-issued pinstripes -- definitely not a good thing. The domestic doyenne was found guilty Friday on all four counts against her stemming from her stock-dumping trial: conspiracy, obstruction of justice and two counts of "making false statements." Stewart faces up to five years in jail and a $250,000 fine on each count. As a first-time offender, Stewart will likely not serve the full 20 years; however, most legal experts expect her to do some time behind bars. Source: E! Online So all the snickers and jeers (Ask.com) we have had for years about how well her prison cell is going to look, they are probably all going to come true now. Now I know its been a running gag for a while now, but I want to see Martha Stewart Living Behind Bars! I would pay for a subscription for that. Wouldn't you? I mean, what else would she do there?